In a development that statisticians are describing as “FRANKly offensive to Tottenham Hotspur,” Arsenal have secured St Totteringham’s Day on 1 March 2026, the earliest North London coronation since the tradition took shape over a century ago.  Historians of the rivalry note that this is the latest twist in a feud that has bubbled since … Continue reading Arsenal Celebrate St. Totteringham’s Day on March 1st. Scientists Confirm It’s Still Winter