Captain’s Log, star-date 1,1,7,9 point something. I’d been challenged to a Kruz-Na! by the Captain of a Klingon ship and I was ready to fight her to the death, but it turns out that a Kruz-Na! isn’t a battle, it’s something else…something dirty… Manchester City I said last week that a draw […]
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If Ozil could be the new Bergkamp then Alexis is the new Henry – Stoke, City & Transfer Round Up
Captain’s Log star-date something something 7 point 2. I don’t know. We travelled to Klingon space & hailed one of their cruisers so I could insult their Captain. She challenged me to a Kruz-Na! I assumed it’s some kind of fight to the death, so I’m going over there with Spock, Bones and a couple […]
Match reviews and transfer blues
Captain’s log star-date something something something point 2. I’ve been sitting in my Captain’s chair for 8 hours staring at the stars on the viewscreen. I’m so bored. I want to start a war or something to spice things up. I’m gonna hail the nearest Klingon ship and call them something rude. That’ll liven the […]
7 Points from 4 – It could have been a whole lot worse!
Captain’s Log, star-date new year new me. Scotty pointed out that I’ve put on a few pounds over the last few weeks, so I’ve decided to hit the gym. In other news Scotty’s shore leave has been cancelled for the duration of our 5 year mission. 7 points from 4 games. That’s about right for […]
Arsenal enjoy Christmas wins, a new midfield combi and target Winston Reid
Captain’s Log, star-date post Christmas. Chekov got me Taylor Swift’s album for Christmas as revenge for beaming his tree into space. Joke’s on him though, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! QPR I expected the win. We got the win. Even with 10 men we did well. I don’t know what Giroud was thinking but he’s made […]
LFC v AFC Preview – We aren’t going in with our Pants Down this year and it’s not lunchtime!
Captain’s Log star-date 1 week to go. Chekhov put a Christmas tree up on the bridge today. It looked nice but it was blocking the viewscreen, so I had Scotty beam it into space. Chekhov’s been mumbling quietly in Russian and giving me evils. It’s making me uncomfortable… Big game on Sunday. Away to Liverpool is […]
Arsenal must get more from Bould, Giroud will be top dog before long, while Ramsey is better than Messi and Ronaldo
Captain’s Log – Star date Christmas party time Would it be inappropriate to ask Uhura to jingle my bells? Now that the smoke has cleared from the Stoke and Galatasaray games we have a good opportunity to reflect on both results with level heads. One of the reasons I choose to write my blogs towards […]
Bouldie sat them all down and our Christmas present is 1 Nil to the Arsenal
Captain’s Log star date nearly Christmas. Spock says he has no emotion, and that I should bother buying him anything, but he said the same thing last year and when I didn’t get him a gift the Vulcan pinched me in the balls. 3 wins in a row, but more importantly, 3 clean sheets. A lots has […]
Arsenal ARE a European Giant, BUT is there any point in being in the Champions League this year?
We’re through, but does it matter? When I was younger I used to play a football game where there was no Champions League mode. You could create your own competition though, so that’s what I did when I wanted to take the mighty Gunners to European glory. At the time Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea and […]
Aaron Ramsey given major boost as Arsene Wenger brings Olivier Giroud back into the Arsenal squad
Judge Wenger when everyone is fit? The international break is an unwelcome pause in the Premier League calendar, even if we did beat the Scots away, but it does give bloggers like me time to reflect on the season so far without the distraction of a game. It’s also an opportunity to read through other […]