It is 2018, Snowflake.
Hi @Nacho-Monreal. My 6 year old son asked me, why you are called Nacho and do you promote unhealthy salted snacks. I said I don’t know and I don’t know. Maybe you should change you name to ‘Vegan Chia and Quinoa Flakes Monreal’. It is 2018, after all.
Hi @AlexLacazette. My 24 year old daughter recently said, cassettes? Aren’t they like so 1980’s. Alex, isn’t it about time you updated to a streaming service? It is 2018, you know.
Hi @FIFA. My daughter asked me why they are called linesman and can boys, girls and women run up and down for 90 minutes? I said, I don’t know and yes, anyone can be a wannabe referee.
She suggests you should stop being gender biased and call them ‘linegenderneutrals’. It’s is 2018 FFS.
Hi @Arsenal. My 2 year old son asked what was written on the side of the stadium. I told him, it’s Arsenal, Why? He then asked ‘Why are they called Arsenal? Can people who aren’t arses support them?’
I said, ‘because the original team all worked in the Woolwich armaments factory & yes, because all the arses support The Spuds and It doesn’t matter what year it is.
English by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…
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