“Lost, in a far away city” – Arsenal’s season in a poetic post-mortem

Lost, in a far away city

We started with Man City, the result was pretty shitty,

And then along came Chelsea, the gulf there for all to see

Things were looking pretty grim, but then we started to win,

All the fans started to freak, when we hit a winning streak,

Went thirteen wins in a row, some class it started to show

Faltering up to Christmas, the pool fully dismissed us

Unai and Ozil fell out, ‘cos Mesut just strolled about

Then stopped the deal with Rambo, so off to Juve he goes

Then 3rd place was there to win, we needed some discipline

Games vs Palace and Wolves, just made us look like real fools

To finish, off to Baku, we f*****d that up like we do,

It ended pretty shitty, lost, in a far away city

Steve Wellman

English by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…