Messi will sign for The Arsenal……..after these 10 things happen
So, apparently Messi has had enough and has handed in a transfer request and obviously, The Arsenal have been linked with him !?!?!?!?
The latest odds provided by YouWontLoseYourMoneyWithUs.com, have The Arsenal at 1,000,000,000 to 1 to sign Lionel, so I thought I’d look at a few things that are more likely to happen.
1- Being crushed by a meteor:
Odds 700,000 to 1
Re-enacting Armageddon.
2- Dying in a plane crash:
Odds 1,000,000 to 1
Don’t call me Shirley
3- Becoming President of the USA:
Odds 10,000,000 to 1.
I mean, any idiot can do that job.
4- Dying from being a left-handed person misusing right-handed products:
Odds 7,000,00 to 1
Yes, apparently it’s a thing which afflicts 45 Americans a year.
5- Becoming an astronaut
Odds: 12,000,000 to 1
It’s a space oddity
6- Losing an arm in a chainsaw accident
Odds: 4,500 to 1
Never touching chainsaw again
7-Being wrongfully convicted of a crime
Odds:4,000 to 1
8-Death by hot tap water
Odds: 5,000,000 to 1
9- Going to hospital with a Pogo stick related injury
Odds: 120,000 to 1
It’s suddenly 1982 again!!
#10- Being possessed by Satan
Odds: 7,000 to 1
“The power of Christ compels you”
So I guess we are signing Messi next week then 😉
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