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A Glitch in the Arsenal Matrix

Laurence Fishburne visited me last night and I think I took the wrong pill.

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When I woke this morning everything was wrong.

Everything I read was wrong,

Everything I saw was wrong.

It was like everyone else wasn’t following their programming.

Ex United and Chelsea players were saying complementary things about Arsenal!!!!

I assumed I was sleep walking, so put my phone down, drank my coffee and looked again, expecting to see the normal negativity, but no !!! Positivity reigned from the enemy.

1st off the bat was Paddy’s arch nemesis Roy Keane.

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“Look at Arsenal last night (against Fulham), for how brilliant they are and how confident they are being top of the league., but when they lose the ball, forget about what they are doing in possession. They have really good players and are good at set pieces, but it’s about what they are doing without the ball. They are hunting in packs. Tactics are out of the window. They are just closing the ball down all over the pitch. Arsenal’s success, and they still have a lot to do this season, but there joy is coming from hunting the ball down. They have pride and hunger. Have Liverpool lost that a little bit? I think they have.”

Fergie must be turning in his ex managerial grave.

Number 2 was ex-Chav, Chris Sutton

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“Arsenal just don’t concede. Name another squad in the Premier League that has their strength in depth, and they’ve got Madueke to come back, they’ve got Havertz to come back. This is their year.”

Sutton will never get served a beer on the Kings Road again.

 

Finally was Fergie’s head henchman, Rio Ferdinand

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“I said before a ball was kicked this season that Arsenal, this is their chance to win the league. I felt they had to do it this year and couldn’t come second again. They’ve got a wonderful group of players, it’s probably the best squad in terms of depth in the league. They recruited well in the summer and found a way again against Fulham yesterday. They are my favourites to win the Premier League.”

Rio will not be getting an invite to opening of New Trafford any time soon.


Obviously the Newton Heath / Kennsington algorithm is on the glitch and it will need Agent Smith to reboot it as soon as possible.

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