What is this Stoke you speak with Billy no mates?!
Friday 28th February 2014
Mesut Ozil and Per Mertesacker are warming down from training.
“Per, what is this Stoke everyone is talking about?” asks Mesut, innocently.”It is somewhere new for me and I was thinking of taking meine Frau with me and making a weekend of it”
The BFG, spluttering over his gatorade, gives Özil his views: “It is a dump, populated by inbreds. The only redeeming factor about Stoke is the A500 because it takes out of the hole.”
Shocked by the ferocity of The BFG’s response, MÖ thought he would seek some further advice.
Olivier Giroud’s retort was: “Ze woman are fugly, I won’t be looking for any pre-game action.”
Aaron Ramsey relayed: “Neanderthals who take pleasure in mocking the afflicted.”
Finding it difficult to believe all this, Mesut went to the top and asked Arsene Wenger for his opinion. Arsene responded with a question: “Is Stoke a s**t hole or is it just populated by a**eholes?”
Saturday 1st March
Mesut, left on the bench to finish his recovery, was still pondering Arsene’s question and was still trying to answer it during his low key cameo (and it showed), at the end of the game.
Sunday 2nd March 2014.
“Arsene, Arsene”
Özil shouts as he is running into training on Sunday morning,
“Now I understand, the answer is BOTH!”
Following Saturday’s depression factor, I thought I would find something on the inter web to possibly cheer up Arsenal fans.
So here is some footage of Perth Glory’s Marquee, yes you heard correct, Marquee signing, Billy ‘No mates’ Gallas at his very best in last week’s round of A League fixtures
It puts a smile on your face 😉
TheSundayMorningGooner; not looking forward to the rest of March.
Steve Wellman
English by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…
That was brilliant steve.
any tips for dream teams last transfer window?
; )
Cheers mate, tips for dream team? Check the run ins & try & pick players with the easiest. Take a gamble on on outside player, no one else picks, it might pay off.
To be fair it was 17 years ago & I ain’t got too close since 😉
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Come on you rip roaring Potters
I see what you did there, implying Stoke was full of cavemen.
Original.
How long did it take you to think that up?
I can barely contain the laughter…
love the article,
Go to love the stoke fans, they boo the sick (ramsey) and are the salt of the earth
Stoke City , the place where the mono brow was invented , mothers wear army boots and the basic diet is just gravel
Neanderthals Are Still Human!?? arent they??
I’m off for a prawn sandwich… tally ho!