REVEALED: Mesut Ozil and Arsene Wenger conversation before Arsenal’s defeat at Stoke

What is this Stoke you speak with Billy no mates?!


Friday 28th February 2014

Mesut Ozil and Per Mertesacker are warming down from training.

“Per, what is this Stoke everyone is talking about?” asks Mesut, innocently.”It is somewhere new for me and I was thinking of taking meine Frau with me and making a weekend of it”

Stoke 1

The BFG, spluttering over his gatorade, gives Özil his views: “It is a dump, populated by inbreds. The only redeeming factor about Stoke is the A500 because it takes out of the hole.”

Stoke 2

Shocked by the ferocity of The BFG’s response, MÖ thought he would seek some further advice.

Olivier Giroud’s retort was: “Ze woman are fugly, I won’t be looking for any pre-game action.”

Stoke 3

Aaron Ramsey relayed: “Neanderthals who take pleasure in mocking the afflicted.”

Aaron Ramsey Stoke injury

Finding it difficult to believe all this, Mesut went to the top and asked Arsene Wenger for his opinion. Arsene responded with a question: “Is Stoke a s**t hole or is it just populated by a**eholes?”

Saturday 1st March

Mesut, left on the bench to finish his recovery, was still pondering Arsene’s question and was still trying to answer it during his low key cameo (and it showed), at the end of the game.

Sunday 2nd March 2014.

“Arsene, Arsene”

Özil shouts as he is running into training on Sunday morning

“Now I understand, the answer is BOTH!”

Stoke 4

Following Saturday’s depression factor, I thought I would find something on the inter web to possibly cheer up Arsenal fans.

So here is some footage of Perth Glory’s Marquee, yes you heard correct, Marquee signing, Billy ‘No mates’ Gallas at his very best in last week’s round of A League fixtures

It puts a smile on your face 😉

TheSundayMorningGooner; not looking forward to the rest of March.

Steve Wellman

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7 Responses to REVEALED: Mesut Ozil and Arsene Wenger conversation before Arsenal’s defeat at Stoke

  1. FATBOY GOONEY March 4, 2014 at 6:36 pm #

    That was brilliant steve.

    any tips for dream teams last transfer window?
    ; )

    • thesundaymorninggooner March 5, 2014 at 12:51 pm #

      Cheers mate, tips for dream team? Check the run ins & try & pick players with the easiest. Take a gamble on on outside player, no one else picks, it might pay off.
      To be fair it was 17 years ago & I ain’t got too close since 😉

  2. Alex Burns March 4, 2014 at 9:40 pm #

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  3. louis preston March 4, 2014 at 10:35 pm #

    Come on you rip roaring Potters

  4. StokieRich March 5, 2014 at 9:44 am #

    I see what you did there, implying Stoke was full of cavemen.


    How long did it take you to think that up?

    I can barely contain the laughter…

  5. David March 5, 2014 at 9:48 am #

    love the article,

    Go to love the stoke fans, they boo the sick (ramsey) and are the salt of the earth

    Stoke City , the place where the mono brow was invented , mothers wear army boots and the basic diet is just gravel

    Neanderthals Are Still Human!?? arent they??

    I’m off for a prawn sandwich… tally ho!

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