Arsene are Arsenal signing Julian Draxler
Well there is no way we can match PSG’s stupid offer
Are Ozil and Alexis signing their new contracts
Well that depends if next year I’m coming back
Is Andrea Belotti joining you at The Arsenal
Frankly dude, we all know that is totally bull’
Mertesacker is now fit and can run a hundred in under ten seconds
If you believe that then a trip to the funny farm beckons
Now Arsene, Have Spurs ever won the league in colour?
Hey now you’re just a very funny feller
Are Arsenal now out of this years title race
Come over here, I’ll wipe that smirk off your stupid face
Are that you and Maureen now best friends forever
That’s just fake news. Not now and Not ever!
And finally Arsene, will sign Dimitri Payet
Well only if OUR valuation can be met
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