If it doesn’t make you laugh, it will make you cry.
There was a young man called Alexi
Who wanted to play for Man City
We turned down 60 million
Swapped him for Mykhitaryan
At United he’s sh!te, what a pity
Jack Wilshire a Gooner for life
His place in the squad was in strife
On a free to West Ham
A new start was the plan
More injuries and he’s back under the knife
Our new number 1, it was Szczęsny
Done his time, proved his worth a plenty
Arsene went and got Cech
And gave away Wojciech
Now he’s top dog at The Old Lady
A young man called Aaron Ramsey
Some believed he was the Welsh Messi
We let his contract run down
Now he’s heading out of town
To play football with Wojciech in Italy
There was a young guy called Sven
Who was bringing top names and then
He and Raul had a fit
He decided to quit
With no money, well buy someone, when?
Mesut Ozil, he threatened to run
Arsene paid him a handsome sum
350 thousand quid
A week for this kid
Now we’re stuck till his contract is done

English by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…
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