Verse 1: Kro$hady
Dear Mikel, I’ve been thinkin’, ’bout the January window,
Our squad’s a little thin, but I still want you to know,
I see your calls, but I’m stuck out here in LA,
I don’t know who to sign, man, it’s gettin’ so cray!
Yo, your tactics look solid, I see you got a plan,
But those injuries keep comin’, it’s messin’ up the span.
You want to sign a striker? I’m all for it, I agree,
But you gotta be creative, I can’t just throw money freely.
Yo, Arteta, what’s the vibe? Do you need a winger?
Or maybe another CB? I’ll sign anyone that’ll linger.
I heard a rumor ’bout a midfielder, got a real nice touch,
But make sure it’s a player who can handle Premier League’s clutch.
So hit me back, let me know what’s up,
But please don’t ask for too much or I’ll just call your bluff.
Chorus: Kro$hady
Mikel, I’m just sayin’, I’m just sayin’,
We need new players but I’m delayin’, delayin’.
You tell me your plans, what you’re thinking’, thinking’,
Don’t make me the bad guy, I’m just weighin’, weighin’.
Verse 2: Mikel the Architect
Yo Stan, I got your message, yeah, I’m glad you called,
But this ain’t no easy job, it’s tough, I won’t stall.
I need a striker who’s clinical, man, we’ve been wastin’ chances,
We’re stuck with Kai and Jesus, it’s like we’re stuck in dances.
You think I’m dreamin’, just a manager with no luck?
But these transfers, they need finesse, we can’t just pick up any schmuck.
I’m not askin’ for Mbappé, I’m just sayin’, we need depth,
A guy who can score, clinical, someone who’s got breath.
And a winger, you know, that’s another big plead,
Our offence has been shaky, bro, Saka cover the need.
I’ll make sure we’re smart, but don’t leave me dry,
We need support now, don’t leave me to cry.
So, let’s talk a deal, I’m workin’ day and night,
I got a plan, but I can’t do it if we ain’t doin’ right.
Chorus: Mikel the Architect
Stan, I am cravin’, I am cravin’,
We need new players, what you sayin’, sayin’.
I’ve got the strategy, I’m not playin’ playin’,
But your inaction feels like we’re delayin’, delayin’.
Verse 3: Kro$hady
Yo Mikel, I hear ya, but you’re makin’ this hard,
You keep talkin’ ‘bout depth, but I’m playin’ the card.
I gave you cash, don’t forget, man, I’m still the one,
But these fees are wild! You want more? It’s never done.
Your “plan” sounds good, but it’s like you never chill,
Every time I check, you’re after some big deal.
I’m sittin’ here, wonderin’ why I’m in this mess,
But don’t worry, Mikel, I’ll find a way to impress.
I know the pressure’s on, the fans are loud and clear,
But too many signings might bring more tears.
I’ll get it done, though, you just wait and see,
But next time, Mikel, don’t come for me.
Chorus: Kro$hady
Mikel, I’m just sayin’, I’m just sayin’,
We’ll sort this out, but stop complainin’, complainin’.
Next time, call me early, not delayin’,
Don’t leave me hangin’, or we’ll both be prayin’.
Outro: Mikel the Architect
Stan, I’ll take that deal, but don’t make it slow,
We need a win, and we need it to show.
Let’s get this done, no more back and forth,
Arsenal’s future, man, let’s go forth.
You signed a cheque, now make it right,
We’ll see the Gunners rise to the fight.

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