Well, I don’t know about you but the nerves are really kicking in ahead of the United game. So much so this week that I needed something to take my mind off of it this week, so rather than enjoy the fact that we won at QPR, our first consecutive away win for a while, […]
Author Archive | Darren Berry
Time to put one over the Fat Granny sh.gging Diver and his team at Old Trafford
Right, it’s been a few weeks since I last spoke to you, so let’s start with a summary of what’s happened since then. Firstly, the bad thing happened when we lost to you know who, causing yet another North London power shift. This one lasting around three whole days. The power shifts are a so short […]
Exclusive tales from the Arsenal Treatment Room with Matthieu and Mikel- Unbelievable!!
So, as we approach the final throes of the transfer window, we’ve actually gone and signed a CB (that’s what they’re officially called now – the acronyms have completely taken over…) in the form of Gabriel Paulista from Villarreal. Arsene had already thrown a total curveball in his Friday presser and admitted that negotiations […]
The Anti Transfer Window Weekly – The Antidote for those tired of reading about DMs
This week’s Season Diary is brought to you by the letters Are you sick to the back teeth of the letters “D” and “M” yet? I swear if you scroll through twitter really quick then close your eyes, all you can see is this DM DM CB DM DM DM DM DM DM CB […]
The Good, the Bad and the BOLACS – The new need to know about Arsenal acronym
Darren’s New Year Special Season Diary – BELIEVE in 2015 Ok, it may be a little late for a New Year’s Special, but as you will probably have people wishing you a happy new year until mid-February I think we can let that slide, don’t you? January – What a fucking depressing time of year […]
Season Diary – Once More Into The Abyss
DB’s Season Diary If you want the rainbow….. A few days ago, in a galaxy just down the road….. It is a period of civil war. Rebel fighters, striking from a hidden internet base, have won their first victory against the evil Arsenal Empire, led by the evil Darth Wenger. During a Twitter debate, rebel […]
Wenger out or Wenger In, I’ll be over here with a pint and a grin – The Sketro’s Best Headlines of the week!!
Fancy reading about what’s wrong at Arsenal at the moment and what needs to be done about it then? No, thought not….. Well, its great fun at the moment ain’t it? In the short space of two weeks, my twitter timeline has gone from being almost entirely made up of discussion about which […]
Arsene: It’s a NO from me – Exclusive from Tw.t Sport
Arsenal were plunged deeper into crisis last night, as their second poor performance in a week means they are now on the verge of being voted out of football by the public. Despite winning both games, the fact that football teams are now judged on performance, rather than results, the Gunners only chance of glory […]
Arsenal’s crying fans: STOP moaning with all the EXCUSES, and just ADMIT that opinions are NOT always fact
DB’s Season Diary – Week 5 I thought it best to let the dust settle on Sunday’s game, and the fun and games in the aftermath, before I finished this week’s piece, in the hope of at least trying to put some perspective on things. You haven’t read anything from me since before the North […]
The Hilarious Arsenal Fan’s A-Z of Tottenham, laughing stock of North London
Apologies for the tardiness of this week’s instalment, I couldn’t be arsed to write last week, in all honesty. Those of you thinking “I hadn’t noticed he didn’t write last week” or if you simply couldn’t give a shit, thank you for your support. I jest, of course, but it wouldn’t be surprising if either […]