Following Arsenal’s 3-1 victory over Liverpool, Sky Sports have drafted a memo to the EPL setting out the news rules they require to be implemented immediately. 1: All Arsenal players must exit the field of play straight after the game “Just get down the tunnel. You’ve won a game. It’s three points. Now, get down […]
So, a new football season, and all the joy it brings, is upon us once more, and I’ve decided to have a go at bringing back the season diary. I’ve not written in quite a while now for one reason or another, so if this is shit you can blame it on that. I was […]
Tired of listening to the same old boring and biased match commentary? Or having to listen to Michael Owen wax cynical? Or trying to decipher what the hell it is that Jamie Carragher is emitting from his face-hole? Yeah. We are too! Always ahead of the curve, and prepared to lose a fingertip to technology’s […]
I started writing this the day after the draw with United. Wrote a bit, then stopped, pondered for a day and a half whether this is relevant or not. Saw some tweets and posts on fan forums on Facebook which convinced me to go ahead and complete this! I still may be risking ridicule by […]
Pre-Season Diary Yes, we are now in the teens people! By the end of the week the Silly Season countdown clock will have broken out into spots and started taking an unhealthy interest in the swimwear section of the Littlewoods catalogue. When I started this diary eight weeks ago, it was with the intention of […]
