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EA Sports mid-Season Stats highlight Arsenal’s highs and lows

Thanks to our friends over at EA Sports for this mid-season update. Some interesting stats in here – noticeably the absence of any Arsenal player in the Goalscorers Top 6. It’s hard to win anything without scoring, and Arsenal has had one of its lowest scoring seasons in ages. We have hit the woodwork a […]

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Özil’s Final Assist for Arsenal? Helping himself to the Exit.

I have an awful feeling Mesut Ozil’s final assist in an Arsenal jersey will be to himself–an assist that helps him pioneer a move away from Arsenal Football club. His deployment within our system this season has simply not catered to his strengths and he knows it. It will be an unpopular opinion, but I […]

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Stats Don’t Lie: Arsenal are Sideways Passing themselves into Oblivion

The stats don’t lie A rework of Example’s 2011 tune ‘Skies don’t lie’ Possession high Passes run dry Seasons die And the stats don’t lie This basically sums it all up !!!!! Possession: 23% vs 77% Passes: 224 vs 743 Score: 3 – 1 3 times the possession, 3 times the passes, -3 times the […]

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Stats, Shmats! They Mean Nothing. (To Me).

Hello. My name is Batmandela. I suffer from Advanced Statistical Recall Deficiency (ASRD), and I have done since like, forever. Or just recently. I can’t be sure. Little is known about this embarrassing neurological ailment, although it is estimated that it afflicts 1 in 10 (or 391) people. invinciblogI was eleven-and-a-half. My family had just […]

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