SATIRE – Max Dowman must leave Arsenal as soon as possible, Mikel Arteta will discard him like the others
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The Arsenal Women Journal – The Sweetest Defeat [CHE 1-0 ARS]
Hello, Arsenal Women aficionados! It was nervy, it was intense, it was end-to-end football and the Gunners came out on top, despite Chelsea’s best efforts and pressure. Arsenal Women are heading to the UWCL semifinals for the third time in the last four seasons, establishing themselves as a true continental powerhouse in the process, very […]
The Arsenal Women Journal – London Remains Red as Gunners prepare for the big European night [ARS 5-2 TOT]
Hello, Arsenal Women aficionados! Arsenal Women recorded their 11th consecutive win in all competitions, courtesy of a resounding 5-2 defeat of Tottenham Hotspur at the Emirates Stadium. Alessia Russo, Caitlin Foord and Stina Blackstenius were among the goals in what has become over time a very familiar scoreline for a home North London Derby, and […]
The Arsenal Women Journal – Halfway Through The Dream [ARS 3-1 CHE]
Hello, Arsenal Women aficionados! Sometimes you need a strike of luck to go all the way through, and our beloved team had plenty of that against Chelsea. Don’t get me wrong, they played very well and scored three beautiful goals, but Chelsea can consider themselves unlucky to leave North London with a two-goals deficit after […]
The Arsenal Women Journal – Rampant Gunners prepare for the big showdown [LCL 0-2 ARS, ARS 5-0 WHU]
Hello, Arsenal Women aficionados!It’s been a looooooooooong time, right? Arsenal Women finally took the pitch again after the international break and left off exactly where they were, recording their eight and ninth consecutive wins in all competitions. It might be well too late for a title push, but we’re potentially second in the standings and […]
The Ferrari just came out of the garage – AFC 2 EFC 0
‘The Ferrari just came out of the garage’ An Arsenal blog from a coach’s perspective When I get to heaven I wonder if there is a time where you get to sit down with your guardian angel and ask them about the pivotal moments in your life. The moments where your life could’ve been very […]
‘Wake me up in June’ (Positives Needs & Hopes) [BHA 0-1 ARS]
‘Wake me up in June’ ‘An Arsenal blog from a coach’s perspective’ Well, well, well, what to make of tha Here’s the short version… First few minutes… The perfect start. During the game… has my team decided to be Burnley for the night? After the game… I still cannot believe that the feeling of being […]
Breaking: FA Introduces Revolutionary New Rules to Stop The Arsenals Continuing Dark Arts
In a hastily arranged press conference held somewhere between PGMOL HQ and Howard Webb’s safe room, the FA unveiled its boldest reform yet: a package of emergency laws specifically designed to prevent Arsenal from winning football matches via set pieces and, even worse, taking their time over them. “Enough is enough,” sighed one FA official, […]
‘Can we do this down the park?’ (Positives Needs & Hopes) [ARS 2-1 CHE]
‘Can we do this down the park?’ An Arsenal blog from a coach’s perspective I have never played for the quadruple. I have never played in front of 60,000. I have never plated for a team where millions are watching and hoping. I have never played under their expectation. None of my coaches come close […]
Arsenal Celebrate St. Totteringham’s Day on March 1st. Scientists Confirm It’s Still Winter
In a development that statisticians are describing as “FRANKly offensive to Tottenham Hotspur,” Arsenal have secured St Totteringham’s Day on 1 March 2026, the earliest North London coronation since the tradition took shape over a century ago. Historians of the rivalry note that this is the latest twist in a feud that has bubbled since […]
