Arsenal’s returning star FINALLY gets his own Eminem-inspired song

Guess who’s back? Back again?

Inspired by his appearance on the bench on Sunday (Just in time for a FA Cup medal and the World Cup?).

Lyrics: TheSundayMorningGooner

Music: Marshall Mathers

Guess who’s back, back again

Aboo’s back, tell a friend

Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back?

Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back?

Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back?

Guess who’s back?

We’ve created a monster, ’cause nobody wants to

See Kim Kallstrom no more, they want Aboo, He’s well better

Well if you want Aboo, then this is what he’ll give ya

A little bit of speed, mixed with some hard hitter

As long as he’s fit, well he’s much quicker

And he’ll shoot on sight, he’s not a passer

One of the best in the world when he’s operating

He’ll control the midfield, not be exasperating

You’ve waited this long, so stop debating

‘Cause he’s back, he’s in the team and he’s creating

He knows he’s got a job to do, no feigning

At his best he makes it looks uncomplicated

So the AFC have fixed his knee, or his back, no his thigh, no it was his knee

They tried to shut him down ‘cause of injury, but it felt empty with no Diaby,

So come on hip, back don’t you slip, take that

Come now don’t trip and fall to bits and get ready

’cause this shit’s about to get heavy

Who just passed his fitness test, AB-OO DIABY!!

Now this looks like a job for he,

so everybody, here’s Di-a-by

‘Cause he’s had a little injury,

Midfield’s so empty without Diaby

TheSundayMorningGooner: He’s back (again), but for how long?

Steve Wellman

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Steve Wellman

English by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…