Was Gibbs persuaded to Crock Coq or was it a case of mistaken identity? Conspiracy Theorists Unite!

Injuries are a way of life at The Arsenal, Diaby, Wilshire, Ramsey have all had extended stints on the sidelines, via various causes, but never by one of our own.

 Le Coq has just returned from a two month sabbatical and was looking not far off his best alongside Elneny, when Gibbs decided that he required another trip to the quacks. Or did he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE6poJYQCS0

I’ve watched this over and over and over again and cannot for the life of me work out what the hell Kieron was trying to do.

 My only assumption is that,

Flamini, realising that the ‘El Coq’ partnership meant he wasn’t gonna play another game this season, had a word in Gibbs shell like and offered him a few Mill to clobber Elneny. Gibbs, being short a few bob (he only earns £60k a week http://www.totalsportek.com/money/arsenal-player-salaries/) took him up on the offer.

Only he then went and suffered a ‘Mariner’ and clobbered the wrong player.

 Conspiracy theorists of the world unite ???

(Note: this is satirical and is in no way a true representation of Saturday’s events !!)