Having been back in England for the past two weeks, I’ve been a bit more immersed in the the media culture of the motherland and I have come away with a few observations:
1 – According to the media and Twitter, Jamie Vardy has gone from being a top class, must have striker, to an over the hill, one season wonder and not good enough for Arsenal.
2 – If the UK votes to leave the EU, Hector Bellerin will get deported for not meeting the work permit criteria.
3 – Sepp Blatter used to heat his balls before fumbling with them in his sack. Explains the very coincidental Champions League draws !!
4 – Jochim Lowe also likes the smell of his.
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