So is it Alexis to City
That a would be a pity
But then again he has been shitty
Ox can’t pass
He has no class
He had final say
But he won’t play
But Ozil’s still here
Cry or Cheer?
He wants to go but there is no taker
For the lazy languid but talented playmaker
Lucas on a plane
Back to Spain
He wasted a season
Ask Wenger the reason
Mustafi wants away
But now he will stay
Can’t see the logic there
But can’t see it anywhere
We have no money
Surely that ain’t funny
Surely that is just silly
But we will have, selling the sulk from Chilie
Please don’t don’t buy Toffee Ross
He really is quite dross
Oh and don’t loan our Jack
We all want him back
He is an Arsenal Chap
And we all hate Rednapp
If he does go we are light in the middle
So is Seri the Madness? That is the riddle
Or will we all be stopped in our tracks
With a late move to replace AS with Drax
Or will the incoming be Thomas Lemar
Crazy money being asked, the door still ajar?
All three of course are based En France
And Wenger is there, planned or by chance?
Or is Riyad our lad to lighten the load
Sadly I fear he is down the Kings Road
So what have I told you, not a lot
We are all in a frenzy and it matters not a jot
It is the fans who suffer seeing rivals progress
Whilst Arsenal scramble at deadline, oh what a mess
It all started so well with Laca and Sead the Tank
But at 3.30 on the 31st it may yet go to…..
I thank you and yes nothing rhymes with Nzonzi unless it is a Kroenke Ponzi!
Passionate fifty-something Arsenal supporter who has been making the journey to N5 regularly since the early 1980s – although his first game was in 1976. Always passionate when talking about The Arsenal, Dave decided to send a guest blog to Gunnersphere in the summer of 2011 and has not stopped writing about the Gunners since.
He set up his own site – 1 Nil Down 2 One Up – in February 2012, which he moved on in 2016 to concentrate on freelance writing and building Gunners Town, which he launched with Paul in 2014.
The objective of GT was to be new and fresh and to give a platform for likeminded passionate Arsenal fans wishing to write about their team. Dave still of course, writes for the site himself and advises the ever-changing writing crew.