Arsenal Deadline Day Transfer Update – What has and may yet happen?

So is it Alexis to City

That a would be a pity

But then again he has been shitty

Ox can’t pass

He has no class

He had final say

But he won’t play

But Ozil’s still here

Cry or Cheer?

He wants to go but there is no taker

For the lazy languid but talented playmaker

Lucas on a plane

Back to Spain

He wasted a season

Ask Wenger the reason

Mustafi wants away

But now he will stay

Can’t see the logic there

But can’t see it anywhere

We have no money

Surely that ain’t funny

Surely that is just silly

But we will have, selling the sulk from Chilie

Please don’t don’t buy Toffee Ross

He really is quite dross

Oh and don’t loan our Jack

We all want him back

He is an Arsenal Chap

And we all hate Rednapp

If he does go we are light in the middle

So is Seri the Madness? That is the riddle

Or will we all be stopped in our tracks

With a late move to replace AS with Drax

Or will the incoming be Thomas Lemar

Crazy money being asked, the door still ajar?

All three of course  are based En France

And Wenger is there, planned or by chance?

Or is Riyad our lad to lighten the load

Sadly I fear he is down the Kings Road

So what have I told you, not a lot

We are all in a frenzy and it matters not a jot

It is the fans who suffer seeing rivals progress

Whilst Arsenal scramble at deadline, oh what a mess

It all started so well with Laca and Sead the Tank

But at 3.30 on the 31st it may yet go to…..


I thank you and yes nothing rhymes with Nzonzi unless it is a Kroenke Ponzi!













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