The Fanbase is willing you to make this work We have your back after that other berk It’s like homegrown talent, a fact well known: Supporters are more patient with one of their own We know financially you have one arm tied behind your back We know […]
You can’t sell Hector, he’s world class innit You can’t play Cedric, Saints reject so binit! Don’t matter bruv we got Ainsley Maitland-Niles Not posh like his name but better by miles I make you wrong, Niles ain’t no fullback mate He’s a wing-back guv, or maybe an ‘Eight’ Either way the Englishman […]
. The Arsenal fans went mad with rage, they are pulling out their hair The Player we all loved (only heard of last week) may be going elsewhere Hold on he is on a plane, no he is in a car, but on which side is he seated And is that a Flanders or Hertfordshire […]
Socrates is a founder of modern philosophy you know Sokratis footballer they all told us was far too slow Plato leaned from Socrates and became an equally clever chappie Holding learned from Sokratis and made the Gooners happy The Socratic Method is a negative method of hypothesis elimination The Sokratic method more akin to creative […]
While the season for Arsenal goes down in flames Mesut still loves our club or so he claims I do not know if he does nor do I particularly care But I do know the team I love is missing his flair I would rather he did is talking with his feet and […]
Life under Wenger in 2018 – A pointless rhyme From ridiculous to sublime always they say This year the latter more often the way Motivating his players for the big ones still seems okay Other matches who knows which team will turn up on the day The defensive organisation a shambles, zonal so old […]
So is it Alexis to City That a would be a pity But then again he has been shitty Ox can’t pass He has no class He had final say But he won’t play But Ozil’s still here Cry or Cheer? He wants to go but there is no taker For the lazy languid but […]
I am they say The World’s Finest 10 So we hear so act like it then I want £250k a week and then I might sign We would rather you played till May on £160k that’s fine But I do love The Arsenal, I have always said So sign up or ship out, let’s put […]
He comes from Bosnia He’s going to run through you He comes from Bosnia There’s nothing you can do He comes from Bosnia He’s attacking down your right He comes from Bosnia Your right back’s scared alright He comes from Bosnia Our scouts we have to thank He comes from Bosnia He is a […]
………………………………………………….. It is that time of year We all relish yet fear The window wide open but the cheque book is shut Arsenal want him, have bid and then but… I could have signed him last year before he was great Well thanks for that Arsene but now it’s too late I knew his parents […]
