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Arsenal RX announces Totnum•31 Seasonal Spurmicide – for the rapid relief of cock and ball irritation

TOTNUM31

In celebration of the Gunners crushing the Spuds in Sunday’s North London Derby, Arsenal RX (The Drugs Gunners Trust) brings you TOTNUM · 31 – Seasonal Spurmicide, for the rapid relief of cock and ball irritation.

Lil’ Chilli claims “It works for me every time!“.

Emmy Smifro says “I hate Spurms!” as we all should.

And Cherry Onree confides that “Totnum·31 is the secret to my success!

If it works for them, it will definitely work for you.

Directions: take three pills daily (or as needed).

Caution: the prolonged use of TOTNUM · 31 could eventually cause your rivals to disappear completely. Then there would be no-one to make fun of.

Just saying. That’s all…!

#COYG #FOYS

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