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REVEALED: ‘Arsene Wenger blasts Olivier Giroud, Lukas Podolski and Thomas Vermaelen in Arsenal dressing room tirade’ spoof

AFTER THE THRASHING – THE DRESSING ROOM (Parental guidance advised – contains very strong language.) After the thrashing, the hacks had gathered like hungry seagulls hovering around a trawler for scraps, awaiting Arsene Wenger’s press conference. “We have the cunt now!” “Backed right into a corner, mate!” “No defending this one, can’t even mention mental […]

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Rooney take note! Myanmar, Bergkamp and Arsenal can teach the money grabber a thing or two

Burmese Nights and Arsenal delights… Ah! Back to the grindstone, cold weather, pissy rain and Guinness farts. Holidays turn to a distant memory far too quickly these days. A distant memory, but an unforgettable one, nonetheless. Burma (Myanmar) was everything I’d hoped and more! If you get the opportunity to go to a country that […]

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Why do Arsenal need Julian Draxler when we have Mesut Ozil? Twitter in 2003, and why we can still achieve something this season

Holiday Time Again. Need the rest. Break out the beachwear. Holiday time again, need a break from the stresses and strains of the transfer window, and a rest, to build up the energy for the seriously tough and crucial run of games to come. No complaints here about it, feck it, it’s what we’ve all […]

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Sod the pundits who say we cannot win it – A comedic look at why we can. Subtitle – City’s Waterworld to be stunned by Poldi’s My Left Foot!!

Transfer window in full flow?            Check!! People losing their shit??                   Check!! Jose has us all wondering and talking about him??                      Check!! The media having a little pop at Utd, (only little now, not much)??               Check!! Our own fans giving out about us more than the media are??                        Check!! Right what I mean by, the window […]

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Theo Walcott injury spells the end of Arsenal’s season? Step forward the saviour: Alex Manninger

Forget the prayers! We need a rallying call… Step forward a Manninger! Priest – “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of the 2013/14 season for Arsenal Football club…..” Dan Dan the Arsenal fan – “Whoa, whoa, whoa, just hold onto your trunks there Padre… what do you mean? The passing, […]

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Arsenal fans fuming as Olivier Giroud is one-footed, Mathieu Flamini has no sleeves and Nicklas Bendtner can’t hit a gym door

Aww, all this winning has made Twitter a bit boring; No, moody, actually. Everything is going so well that the slightest little thing sets people off, like a starting gun bang, or the hare flying past, and the traps pop open and out flies the crap. It’s even beyond moody at times. It’s almost bi-polar […]

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