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Burnley Up Next For Arsenal — The Pressure Is Only Growing

Arsenal have an important opportunity tonight to secure three points, build goal difference, and apply even more pressure on Manchester City ahead of their potential banana skin trip to Bournemouth at the Vitality Stadium. On paper, Arsenal should comfortably dispatch this already relegated Burnley side. But as we’ve seen throughout this title race, nothing feels […]

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Arsenal’s Heroic Decision To Lose To Aston Villa Ensures Manchester City’s Continued Struggle With Trophy Storage Continues (Satire)

In an act of selfless generosity to football’s most vulnerable oil-backed institution, Arsenal bravely lost to Aston Villa, officially confirming that Manchester City are, unfortunately, champions again. Experts have described Arsenal’s performance as “a decisive intervention to protect City from the emotional hardship of finishing second.” Club insiders confirmed that Arsenal’s 1/3 of a season-long […]

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