You know what really gets on my tits? Moobs, I mean moobs. Oh for crying out loud, I mean pecs. That’s right. I meant pecs. Muscly pecs. What really, really, really gets on my nerves is when a player is written off faster than my old Peugeot 205. Now I wrote that motor off fast. […]
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Will this Arsenal trio be off in the summer? The likelihood assessed
Saturday June 14. That date will be significant for most English males, and Italians too, as that marks the opening day of the World Cup for those nations. The most important game takes place on this date as England battle Italy in their first Group D fixture, before facing Uruguay and Costa Rica in the […]
ARSENAL RATINGS: Mesut Ozil better, Santi Cazorla the best but Jack Wilshere poor again against Manchester United
Nerves, fear, trepidation gripping both teams – robbed the watching public of a football match where expression is a required component of which gives a feeling that you are being entertained. Fear of enjoying the experience of playing football took over two professional teams and reminded us that the stakes are really high in the Premier […]
Arsenal golden boy Jack Wilshere should stop trying to be a big man, leave that for Abou Diaby or the new Patrick Vieira
It’s a question that has caused so many debates amongst Arsenal fans and this question more than any statistic drives our narrative to the non Arsenal world…. Can Arsenal win the “big” games? What does that mean. To me it means going to the North West and Chelsea away from home and winning. It’s about […]
Will Arsene Wenger sign a new striker for Arsenal during the January transfer window?
Arsene Wenger is known to be a miserly spender in the transfer market. He doesn’t believe in in a squad bought with money. He has always had an eye for talent and has made so many players from scratch and grow into big names. Cesc Fabregas, Aaron Ramsey, Jack Wilshere, Theo Walcott, Robin Van Persie, […]
The statistics that prove Arsenal may be crowned this year’s Premier League champions, but can they handle a treble?
Will this be the year? The title itself would have made clear what this article is all about. I am going to try to answer this question for you keeping in mind everything that my mind is capable of keeping. It’s January 16th, and we are already past the halfway mark in the Barclays Premier League. […]
Jack Wilshere hits back at taunting critics to drag Arsenal back to the top of the Premier League the hard way
Aston Villa 1 Arsenal 2 – Jack On The Money As Arsenal Scrape The Win Two goals inside a minute from Jack Wilshere and Olivier Giroud were enough for Arsenal to return to the top of the Premier League, despite a nervy finish at Villa Park in which Christian Benteke’s late header that gave Aston […]
No Diego Costa, Jackson Martinez or Luis Suarez for Arsenal? Arsene Wenger could consider these other options
Tis the season. The part of the year where everyone is demanding. Everyone wants the best, and they want it NOW! It’s quite apt that the transfer window opens just after the Christmas period. Just like with the sales shopping, what escalates is pandemonium as customers scramble to snatch quality of mediocrity at an over […]
Julian Draxler, Diego Costa, Alvaro Morata, Theo Walcott, WWE and Robert Pires; Arsenal Transfer Madness
Week Twenty Two – Do it for Theo! Transfer Window Week Two Buzzwords: Release Clause (RC), Julian Draxler, Diego Costa, Alvaro Morata, Stop-Gap We play Aston Villa away tonight, the reverse of our opening fixture of the season. Thinking back to how we all felt after that game, it is amazing now to think that […]
Arsenal’s potential striker targets, Theo Walcott’s injury and a Happy New Year
Good day to you all, fellow Gooners. I hope this column finds you all well, and enjoying your 2014 so far. Sadly, whilst the latest Arsenal result (more on that later) had been extremely gratifying, this year has been costly so far… Firstly, my daughter has joined a nursery, who will entertain the little gremlin […]