At the age of 34 years and 14 months old I’ve seen some superb footballers play for Arsenal throughout my time supporting the club. The list goes on forever with players like Henry, Wright, Bergkamp, Pires, Adams, Parlour, Stepanovs, Helder, Sanogo etc. Like the grime/rap group BBK say ‘There’s Too Many Man’. So many […]
We welcome back of our founder writers at Gunners Town – Darren Wright with a sanitised version, that will make Newsnow (less sweary bits) of a piece that he posted on his own personal blog Let’s have it right, the terms AKB or WOB are a complete utter and total embarrassment. Whenever I stick my […]
I saw a picture on Twitter the other day. Not one of them Ass pictures from @BeautifulBooty I constantly see RT’d onto my TL but another one. It was a picture of Arteta and Guardiola and they looked like they were having an in-depth conversation. Now I doubt very much it was to discuss hairstyles […]
Back in the day, before I tried growing a beard that never really grew, I made a bold prediction. You could say a BOULD prediction. I believed that Arsenal and Arsene Wenger were grooming Steve Bould (shut up you perverts) to become the next Arsenal manager when Wenger and Arsenal part ways. Now of course […]
It doesn’t take much to baffle me. I’m easily baffled. One thing that does baffle me immensely though is that Tomas Rosicky has hardly been used this season when fit and available. I don’t know why he has hardly played. Maybe he and Chuba Akpom had a sleep-over in Arsene Wenger’s jacket and left a pony […]
A big void in my life is that I’ve never been able to pronounce the word sgjljdhfouncen. I just can’t do it. Another void, not Pink Floyd, in my life was not seeing Cesc Fabregas not win a trophy with Arsenal during his time at the club. There are big rumours, and when I say […]
Football is about opinions. My opinion is you are wrong, and I am right. Not really. But seriously, and I’m being more serious than a Kristen Stewart moody red carpet pout, I’ve seen people suggest that Jack Wilshere is overrated and that opinion is one I can’t agree with. It’s true Jack hasn’t had the best […]
You know what really gets on my tits? Moobs, I mean moobs. Oh for crying out loud, I mean pecs. That’s right. I meant pecs. Muscly pecs. What really, really, really gets on my nerves is when a player is written off faster than my old Peugeot 205. Now I wrote that motor off fast. […]
When I hear the name ‘Ashley Cole’ I shudder. I shudder harder than the time I went out in the snow wearing nothing but fishnet tights and a string vest. Everyone else was shuddering when they saw me too. Can’t think why. That name, Ashley Cole, tears me up. I hate the little bastard. Hate […]
Dear Mathieu Flamini. The Flamster. I’m sorry. I’m sorry from the bottom of my stinking cold heart. Years ago, when Flamini left Arsenal, I was upset. I was more upset than Samir Nasri was when he/she looked into a mirror and saw that he/she resembled an ugly 37 year old French lesbian. Now at the […]
