Dear Mathieu Flamini. The Flamster. I’m sorry. I’m sorry from the bottom of my stinking cold heart. Years ago, when Flamini left Arsenal, I was upset. I was more upset than Samir Nasri was when he/she looked into a mirror and saw that he/she resembled an ugly 37 year old French lesbian. Now at the […]
Arsenal 4 Norwich City 1 – Clinical Arsenal Show The Magic Touch
Arsenal maintained their fine early season form and went two points clear at the top of the Premier League with a 4-1 win against Norwich City at the Emirates on Saturday. Arsene Wenger made two changes to the side that drew away at West Brom before the International break, with Bacary Sagna and Santi Cazorla […]
Predicting 4 Nil, Flamini to boss and no Canaries singing – Gunners Town Match Preview
After a tedious international break that saw England qualify, we finally have our Arsenal back. Of course I’ll support my national team but nothing compares to watching The Arsenal, especially in the tantalizing form we are in at the moment. Rarely, there were (almost) no injuries for our team in the break, baring the scare […]
Stats, Shmats! They Mean Nothing. (To Me).
Hello. My name is Batmandela. I suffer from Advanced Statistical Recall Deficiency (ASRD), and I have done since like, forever. Or just recently. I can’t be sure. Little is known about this embarrassing neurological ailment, although it is estimated that it afflicts 1 in 10 (or 391) people.
View From The Opponents: Arsenal vs Norwich City
Arsenal take on Norwich City on Saturday after what has been two weeks of boredom. With most of the players returning in a single piece, Arsenal should have a good team to put out there against the Canaries. And the game also provides the tantalizing prospect of seeing Ozil and Cazorla weave their magic together, […]
The Arsenal Power Rankings – October 2013
So a bit like Arsenal, my blog returns after an international break and it’s back with quite a popular feature – The Arsenal Power Rankings. For those new to the Power Rankings, this is where players are ranked based on their form and not their ability. It’s a bit American but as I love American […]
Gunners Town Forum now up and running!
Gunners Town is proud to announce the launch of its Forum! What was once the Invincibles Forum, hosted at invinciblog.com has now been incorporated into Gunners Town – giving GT readers a stimulating and respectful environment to share views and opinions on all matters Arsenal- or football-related…
Unbeaten Arsenal slaughter Kazakhstan outfit in Champions League
Things are pretty quiet on the Arsenal Ladies front post the Continental Cup win, but let’s not forget the thrashing they presented the Kairat Ladies with, in the Champions League. Just five days after winning the Continental Cup for the third time in a row, Arsenal scored seven past WFC SSHVSM Kairat in the first […]
Can this forgotten man force his way back into Arsenal’s future?
As it’s an international week, I thought why not do another loan watch. This time we take a closer look at Francis Coquelin’s season so far. The French youngster was loaned to German outfit Freiburg in the summer and, to be honest, that was kind of a surprise to me. With the signing of Mathieu […]
Jack Wilshere taken to the sword, Arsenal injury updates and who could return to face Norwich City
[heading size=”5″]The Inter-lull: Parts 1 and 2[/heading] Part 1: And did these feet in ancient times….. Should England be for the English? Jack Wilshire has stirred the jingoistic hornets’ nest with his recent comments: “The only people who should play for England are English people, if you live in England for five years it doesn’t […]