Eboue speaks of Arsenal Return – Shiny disco balls and late night booty calls

My old man always said “Son, never give them your surname and never go back”, great advice (mmmm) but there are always some worth a late night booty call*.

 Sol and Henry got their second chance at love and of course Flame in in his 3rd year of a rekindle romance with the Gunners.

Are there any other exs out there worth rekindling the passion with?

Emmanuel Eboue:

After being released by Galatasaray in May 2015 after a Season in the U21’s squad, Eboue is a free agent.

‘You only came to see’ recently spoke to about his predicament;

“The president told the manager at the time not to pick me. The way I was treated was very unfair. We are looking for options and I would love to come back to Arsenal.”

Whatever you say about Emanuel 2 , he was always entertaining and as we’ve loaned out Ollie’s French kissing cousin, a short term deal to provide  additional cover at the back might not be a bad plan.

Alex Song:

Prior to legging it to Barca (as was the norm back then), Alex was touted as the Next Veira In some quarters, in others he was just the next man who tried to step up and replace Veira.

Now in his second season long loan at the ‘ammers, his form has dropped and he doesn’t look at the level to step back up to The Arsenal, but form is temporary, he knows the Wenger way and he can provide cover at the back if we don’t replace Debuchy

Oğuzhan Özyakup:

Ozzy the Dutchman was a product of the London Colney academy and progressed to one senior year at Arsenal before being offloaded to Besiktas as surplus to requirements.

Since moving to Turkey he has become a revelation in midfield, gaining rave reviews from the Turkish press and beyond.

He has switched his allegiance to the Turks and is now a regular in the national side and unlike his former team mates in the old Dutch U17’s side will be travelling to France this summer.

Maybe Arsene should swallow his pride, admit he was wrong and try to poach back the 23 year old before his stock rises at the Euros.

Carlos Vela:

Was alway, almost, nearly, on the brink of breaking into the first team at The Arsenal. Carlos would score a screamer in the cup, get a run of games, then drop back to the fringes waiting for injuries of the Milk Cup for another chance.

In 7 seasons at Arsenal he played, 62 times scoring 11 goals. In 3 years at Real Sociedad, he’s played 167 times whilst scoring 59 goals, which an impressive ratio by any standard.

When it was lasted mooted about a return in 2013, there were rumours flying around about a buy back clause in his contract, so maybe Wenger has planned ahead should the need to un-vela Carlos again arise.

Emmanuel Adebayor :

We need a striker to share the load with OG12, he’s a proven and who am I kidding, we don’t want the £<%#, in fact no one wants the $*¥&

*All booty calls are charged at premium rates and you should get the permission of the owner before making such a call.