Arsenal : the Conspiracy Theory
Honest, it’s a hoax, it’s all a plot to stop Liverpool winning their first title in 30 odd years and ………
Dec 2019 – Apparently, someone in China eats something they shouldn’t
27th Feb 2020 – Knowing what’s about to play out over the next few months, Arsenal lose to Olympiakos and apparently write off any European football next season
29th Feb 2020 – on a day trip to Watford, Liverpool decide to stop recording the sequel: The Invincibles II
10th March 2020- Olympiakos owner is confirmed with coronavirus.
11th March 2020 – The plan starts taking shape and Arsenal vs City postponed
13th March 2020 – Arteta confirmed with Coronavirus
14th March 2020 – The plan goes into overdrive and the EPL is postponed until mid April
3rd April 2020 – EPL Season suspended indefinitely, one more piece in the puzzle
May 2020 – Season declared null & void and by a majority of 19 to 1, it is decreed that no title will be awarded.
August 2020 – City’s Champions League ban up held and, based on the 18/19 season results, Arsenal get ‘promoted’ to fourth (and a trophy?).
The plan worked out perfectly, Arsenal qualify for the UCL and the plan is executed to perfection.
Liverpool declare it is daylight robbery……a normal Saturday in Merseyside.
Caveat: no offence is meant by my silly piece, it’s just some light-hearted relief in these troubling times.
English by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…
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