Liverpool go 11 points clear and the old ‘bottle job’ quotes come out.
City arrived at the bar early to get a good seat, got drunk by 8pm and were last seen throwing up in the toilets.
United, going through yet another divorce, came in to see if they could still hang with the cool kids, brought a round of drinks for everyone and were then left at the pool table with no one to play with.
Chelsea, booked out the VIP area, invited everyone they knew, blew all their cash and were left on their own, to watch everyone else having fun.
Spuds, just back from overseas, were showing off their latest holiday romance, only to realise things are never the same once you are back home.
At least Arsenal got served and were still chatting to the locals at the end of the night.
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