Ever get the feeling you have been had? 12 months ago Arsenal were playing 4231 Theo and Ox were the first two choices for the right wing berth Iwobi was emerging as Alexis’s cover Serge had returned from a disastrous loan under Spulis Arsenal sold Serge to Werder Bremen for a pittance, with rumours that […]
Author Archive | Steve Wellman
In Life, as in Football, North London will always be RED
Whatever justification any Spud or Chelsea fan tries to use, it’s all in vain. Thursday officially proved that LONDON IS RED. Enough Said Steve WellmanEnglish by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…
On Reflection Arsenal’s Cup Win was the $5 Dollar ‘Happy Ending Massage’ at the end of a Dodgy Holiday
$5, $5, You want happy ending? And so it came to pass, you study hard, scrimp and save for years, to pay you dream gap year backpacking around South East Asia. You finally land and things go from bad to worse; You fall out with your BFF over your accommodation, You save your wages only […]
Keown, Merson and Wright help a Gooner win £100k Sun Fantasy Football 20 Years Ago
That was then and this is now A massively self indulgent piece this week, but hey !! 20 years ago this happened and these 11 players changed my life. Please note; the team name was originally ‘Arse and All FC’ but this was back in the day of telephone entries and apparently I wasn’t […]
The Arsenal Captain’s Log Star Date 2017 and Lasagne Delivery for Anfield
The Captains Log Star Date 2017 In the past 4 seasons The Arsenal have had 3 captains 2013-14 Thomas Vermaelen 2014-15 Mikel Arteta 2015-16 Mikel Arteta 2016-17 Per Mertesacker In those 4 seasons The Arsenal have played 330 hours of football and in that period, the Arsenal captain has only played 45 hours of football. […]
EXCLUSIVE WEXIT UPDATE – The Wenger Out Campaign has gone Global but now it is SERIOUS!!
The Wenger Out campaign is now getting serious !!! First there were protests outside The Emirates Then there were protests in The Emirates Then there were protests on The Emirates Then there we protest over Birmingham Then in Rome In Thailand In Kenya And here in Australia But now it’s getting really serious……. Steve WellmanEnglish […]
Reality Bites – it’s a Sign of the times – By Harry Styles is a Gooner
Reality Bites – it’s a Sign of the times Old Skool movie, New Skool tune Music: Harry Styles New Lyrics: TheSundayMorningGooner Just stop your crying It’s a sign of the times Welcome to the new reality We’re now competing with 5 teams you see We can’t expect to win it all every year The competition […]
Arsenal fans are becoming a laughing stock – they need to have a word with themselves
Form is temporary, class is permanent This applies to the fans as well !!! I sorry, but we are basically making ourselves look like a bunch of spoilt cnuts and everyone else is taking the bloody piss out of us. Planes Vans Stands We all preach to the likes of The Spuds and Chelski that […]
Kroenke’s Plan is not Wenger Out or Wenger in but Wenger ‘Reboot’!
Reboot Computer With ‘Wenger Out’ banners now being displayed at such obscure matches as New Zealand vs Fiji, The debate has now been pushed out to a worldwide audience. (Ok, there was only 500 at the game in Wellington, but it made national news) Nevertheless, there now appears to be two likely scenarios that may […]
Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Part 2)
Should I Stay or Should I Go? (Part 2) For the players: For the fans: For everyone: Steve WellmanEnglish by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic Engineer, Arsenal ST Holder, Sun DreamTeam Winner, Writer on @GunnersTown, Depeche Mode, Welcome to my world…