Arsenal vs Man City: Gunners’ Last Chance?
Arsenal face Manchester City after having being battered at Chelsea and held by Swansea at the Emirates. Again, Arsenal have been dealt with injury blows to pivotal figures in the squad. Manchester City will end all hopes of Arsenal’s minuscule title hopes with victory for the second successive season at the Emirates. MANCHESTER CITY Having […]
Luis Suarez? Diego Costa? Who is the right striker for Arsenal and do they fit?
In the history of Arsenal Football Club, the iconic Dutch magician, Dennis Bergkamp remains the most technically gifted striker to have plied his trade in North-London. Before his exit in 2006, Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger had decided to bed in another Dutchman in the frame of Robin van Persie to understudy and equally replace his […]
The 6 fears that Arsenal needed to overcome for Premier League success
Good afternoon Gooners, today I am re-visiting a piece that I wrote for Sabotage Times, August 10th, 2013. It was my six fears for the upcoming season. So how has that worked out? As an Arsenal fan, I can rely on three things in life; Death, Taxes, and Arsene Wenger treating the Club’s transfer ‘war […]
Arsenal star suffers injury setback and will miss start of new season
Arsenal Ladies are yet to kick-off their domestic league season, but the first taste of professional football after the preparation of pre-season didn’t go exactly according to plan for Shelley Kerr’s side. Arsenal lost 1-0 away to Birmingham City Ladies in the first leg of their Champions League quarterfinal. Before the match, the boss went […]
RELAX! Arsene Wenger LOVES Arsenal more than YOU! So leave Mesut Ozil and Olivier Giroud alone
It’s been a while since I’ve written anything for Gunners Town, mainly as I’m writing a dissertation at the moment and that’s taking all the spare time I have right now. Thanks for Gunners Town firstly, for bearing with me during this time. Since I’ve been away, we’ve had some ups and downs haven’t we. […]
Arsenal stars NOT ARSED by Premier League title but CRAVE easy Champions League
Why Bust A Gut For Glory On our travels again, off to see the Third of the big boys and BOOM! We implode, again. The Arsenal prove they are ‘The Team of Extremes’ again. Can’t blame jet lag this time, not really going to fly the couple of miles to Stamford Bridge. So who can […]
ARSENAL FANS: “You DIDN’T just start supporting a club purely for the sake of trophies”
Week 32 – I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea As I have said many times, I write this diary the way I do to look at what we go through as supporters during the season, in particular how things can change over the course of a season, a month, a week, a day or a […]
“Arsene Wenger built a huge ORGANISATION but Arsenal are NOT a serious football club”
The last ten days have been introspective for Arsenal as a club and its supporters. Wenger1000 has dominated the media. We have been thrust into looking into the past – It’s been wonderful selecting our favourite teams yearning for Patrick Vieira, yearning for Thierry Henry yearning for those super technical athletes with a winning mentality […]
REVEALED: ‘Arsene Wenger blasts Olivier Giroud, Lukas Podolski and Thomas Vermaelen in Arsenal dressing room tirade’ spoof
AFTER THE THRASHING – THE DRESSING ROOM (Parental guidance advised – contains very strong language.) After the thrashing, the hacks had gathered like hungry seagulls hovering around a trawler for scraps, awaiting Arsene Wenger’s press conference. “We have the cunt now!” “Backed right into a corner, mate!” “No defending this one, can’t even mention mental […]
Arsenal; World Class wages for World Class humiliations, what’s left for Arsene Wenger?
Chelsea 6 Arsenal 0 – Arsenal Humiliated On Wenger’s Special Day When the sun finally sets on Arsene Wenger’s illustrious career, it’s safe to say that he won’t look back too fondly on his 1,000th game in charge of Arsenal. In the 18-year long tenure to date we’ve endured some humiliating displays especially in recent […]