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Arsenal receive £50 million bid for Olivier Giroud? Never going to happen, but get behind Arsenal’s BEST striker

A defence of our much maligned target man Good morning my lovelies, and welcome to another episode of my ramblings, sponsored as ever by your patient understanding of my meandering nonsensical ponderings. My my we’re a bunch of reactionary ninnies. All that positivity and good will from pre-season and the great start to the recruitment […]

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Could Arsenal have Edinson Cavani lined up once Champions League football is secured, or is Yaya Sanogo the answer?

Good afternoon you Gooners, welcome back to the column. What have I learnt from the two opening fixtures after the cracking Community Shield win? *Oh, the daughter wants the TV on…okay, let’s sort that out, what’s on CBeebies…? ‘Postman Pat’ – blimey, is he still employed?! He gets one package a day, invariably loses it, […]

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Wanted

Arsenal ready to IGNORE SIGNING a defensive midfielder, with Arsene Wenger willing to compromise

Wanted! Wanted: Centre Back/Defensive Midfielder A top Premier League club currently has a vacancy for a Centre Back/Defensive Midfielder. Due to recent set-backs and current timescales, this position has been re-advertised as a dual role. The applicant must show adaptability to be able to undertake the duties of both roles and be able to Interchange […]

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Arsenal legend, footballer Freddie Ljungberg in a tete-a-tete with Rajiv Mehta, MD PUMA India at the official PUMA Arsenal Kit launch in India

Freddie Ljungberg comments get Arsenal fans EXCITED, as Puma weigh in to help win the hearts of Gooner India

Freddie scores again as Puma conquers Indian hearts   Fabulous and appropriate that we should welcome Ankit Sing back to Gunners Town to celebrate a momentous week for Gunners in India on August the 15th which is of course Independence Day for his country. Take it way my friend……. Jai Hind! The world loves Freddie […]

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Walcott and Sanchez could be a devastating pair to have on the wings

Theo Walcott’s Arsenal future UNCERTAIN as Alexis Sanchez TOLD to LEARN from ‘world’s best’ Aaron Ramsey

Good afternoon you ‘orrible lot. Right, settle down, get your copybooks out and note down the key lessons from last Sunday’s game at a gloriously sunny Wembley Stadium. ‘Five Things Learnt From The FA Community Shield Victory’: Alexis Sanchez needs to improve on his passing A solid, promising debut from Arsenal’s smokin’ hot Chilean, in […]

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Arsene Wenger ASSESSING whether Arsenal NEED to make MORE SIGNINGS to an improved squad for the new season

Arsenal vs Manchester United, February .. 2014. We had just lost heavily to Liverpool and were given the chance to produce a roaring response against a team who had been having a poor season by their standards. Basically, the game was there to be won. But we played a frustrating goalless draw and didn’t create […]

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Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilshere NO LONGER FIGHTING as Arsene Wenger finds Arsenal’s DEFENSIVE ANSWER

Arteta Holds the Key to Midfield Balance As the new competitive season fast approaches, Arsenal are looking relatively strong – even without ze World Cup winners – and, despite Arsene Wenger reportedly looking to add in the defensive/midfield area, it is unlikely any (immediately effective) business will be done prior to the weekend. With this […]

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