The new rule that was implemented at the beginning of the season, is not working out how it is supposed to, Liverpool are livid and are now pushing for it to be changed. I am off course talking about the ‘PGMOL/Liverpool Added Time Rule’ and it all came to a head at the weekend, when […]
It’s July 1st and the first day back in the office for Arteta, Berta and Fred, Arsenal’s new data analyst. An invite drops in Fred’s calendar from Mikel. **** Urgent Crisis Meeting**** 10am, my office. “Blimey” thought Fred, “Must be important, it’s in person. Mikel only ever meets the first team face to face. The […]
It just wasn’t meant to be, No repeat of ‘Rice, Rice, baby’ We couldn’t get over PSG, It just wasn’t meant to be It just wasn’t meant to be On a cold night in gay Paris They was no after Partey It just wasn’t meant to be It just wasn’t meant to be Bakayo had […]
Remontada, was the cry From Galacticos 3.0, on high Remontada, was the shout The Madridistas they had no doubt Remontada, was the call On the sword Arsenal were supposed to fall A stadium full of self righteous Madrid fans Spat out the dummy when things weren’t going to plan. A squad full of self righteous […]
Liverpool go 11 points clear and the old ‘bottle job’ quotes come out. City arrived at the bar early to get a good seat, got drunk by 8pm and were last seen throwing up in the toilets. United, going through yet another divorce, came in to see if they could still hang with the cool […]
Myles Lewis-Skelly should not have been sent off. I’m annoyed, frustrated and angry, but that’s it. You may believe that Oliver has been paid off by City or that he’s a Newcastle fan. You may believe that PGMOL and the FA hate Arsenal and that they have an underground network of lizard people plotting our downfall. […]
Verse 1: Kro$hady Dear Mikel, I’ve been thinkin’, ’bout the January window, Our squad’s a little thin, but I still want you to know, I see your calls, but I’m stuck out here in LA, I don’t know who to sign, man, it’s gettin’ so cray! Yo, your tactics look solid, I see you got […]
1- Believe in the resurrection of Jesus, even though it happened at Christmas this year and not Easter. 2- Believe we will get Victor or Viktor, even though we scored 89 goals in 2024 (club record) and Jesus has risen (see point 1) 3- Accept that (at the request/insistence Gary Neville) the FA will ban […]
At Brentford he was a tactical magician At Man City he was an innovative genius At Arsenal he is the most annoying man on the planet. It’s amazing how Gary Neville turns into a spoilt little child when it’s Man United on the receiving end. Steve WellmanEnglish by birth, Australian by choice. Traffic […]
It was Mikel’s first day at The Emirates School of Shithousery and Skullduggery and he couldn’t wait to get started on learning the ‘Dark Arts’. He picked up his timetable and the first lesson of the day was ‘Tactics and Psychological Strategies’, taught by Professor Ferguson. Professor Fergie was a bit old school, but was […]
