My dad was always one for his ‘pearls of wisdom’, one that always stuck in my mind was, “Son, never go back, she’s never the same second time around”. The other one was, “Son, best form of contraception? Don’t tell them your surname”?! So anyway, back to the first one. As my dad advised, most managers […]
Moaning? Really! To all Arsenal fans out there in social media land who are bitching and complaining about Sunday’s defeat. Well yes, we are annoyed that we didn’t play to our full potential, but we all know that you would have bitten the hand off of anyone, who came to you at 5pm on Saturday […]
Welcome to the 3rd Round of The Arsenal Citizenship Test, only this time it’s all about The Wenger Years. This months results will be graded out of 25: 0-5: Dumb Arse 6-12: ‘Arf An Arse 13-19: Smart Arse 20+: Grade A Arse Please let the @GunnersTown team know how you got on, we want to […]
POINTY, SHOUTY, MATTY Missing in action May 5th 2008 was a sad day in Arsenal’s history. It was the beginning of the end for the (In my opinion) best Arsenal squad since the Invincibles (current squad excluded). Monsieur Mathieu signed for AC Milan. Many fans, at the time, felt he had left too soon, stating […]
A Moment A Love A Dream A Laugh A Kiss A Cry Our Rights Our Wrongs A moment ahh, a love, a dream, a laugh A moment ahh, a love, a dream, a laugh So stay there, Cause I’ll be coming over And while our bloods still young so young it […]
[heading size=”5″]The Inter-lull: Parts 1 and 2[/heading] Part 1: And did these feet in ancient times….. Should England be for the English? Jack Wilshire has stirred the jingoistic hornets’ nest with his recent comments: “The only people who should play for England are English people, if you live in England for five years it doesn’t […]
The Far Side Q (& A) Are You A “Grade A” Arse? by Steve Wellman Following the apparent popularity of The Arsenal Citizenship Test, I thought I’d give a monthly Arsenal quiz a go. This months results will be graded as follows: 0 to 5: Dumb Arse 6 to 10: ‘Arf An Arse 11 to […]
The Far Side Q (& A) Are You A “Grade A” Arse? by Steve Wellman Following the apparent popularity of The Arsenal Citizenship Test, I thought I’d give a monthly Arsenal quiz a go. This months results will be graded as follows: 0 to 5: Dumb Arse 6 to 10: ‘Arf An Arse 11 to […]
Far Side View Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a young boy called Niki who dreamed of playing football. So to fulfil his dreams, at the tender age of 17 he left Kjøbenhavns Boldklub to join The Arsenal, where he met Arturo Lupoli and they became best of friends. Steve […]
Far Side View Follow Rambo’s journey from deepest darkest South Wales to the bright lights of London to start a new career with The Arsenal and his progression from being the kid who choose Wenger over Fergie, to becoming only the second player born in the 1990s to score a Champions League goal. It could […]
