Deja Vu, nah, heard it all before At his latest press conference, Maureen was asked about a tweet posted on Arsenal’s twitter account. “So, Mo, did you see the tweet posted on Thursday. ‘It’s not easy beating Sheffield United at Bramall Lane… here’s how it’s done’. Do you have any comments?” “Well, you know my […]
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Maureen’s REAL press conference ahead of tonight’s clash with Arsenal
Maureen’s REAL press conference ahead of tonight’s clash with Arsenal So Jose, what are your thoughts ahead of your game with Arsenal? “Well, you know my thoughts about Arsene, He has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call, a voyeur. Wenger must be one of them, it’s a sickness” […]
8 Top Pundits Pick The Premier League Winners in May …. And the 2016 Winner is…
And the 2016 winner is….. It’s the start of a new year and in keeping with tradition, I thought I would ask some well known football brains their predictions for the rest of the season. Firstly, I tracked down Maureen in a swanky west end wine bar; spending his redundancy money; TheSundayMorningGooner – “Who will win […]
Shock exclusive report: “Wenger is right” rants Mourinho!!
Remember this moment: 8am Saturday, 7th November, 2015 (Australian Eastern Daylight Time) Why? You ask. Well this was the moment that the world found out that Maureen finally understood everything. It was announced to the world that Maureen was on record as saying; “Wenger is right” Unfortunately, Maureen was only talking about referee. Following his […]
Maureen’s like a 12-year-old at a school disco.
The one who wishes he was King! I know that a lot of my recent blogs have been regarding the comedic antics of everyone’s favourite clown Maureen, but he makes such bloody good copy !!! The self appointed ‘Chosen One’ seems to spend more time in his pressers waxing lyrical about Arsene and less about […]
Proof that Mike Dean is an Anti-Arsenal Spud and further proof that Mourinho is a Cnut
Penny for your thoughts? Whatever anyone says about Mike Dean, both reds were reds. Angel Gabriel shouldn’t have let Costa get under his skin and he should have been cleverer about his retribution (talk to Keown) and not undertaken a minor Beckham in front of the ref 2 seconds after getting a yellow. As for Santi’s, […]
Cazorla reverts to Quarterback and Mourinho is losing track!
“Quarterback” Definition: A member of the offensive team that lines up directly behind the offensive line. The Quarterback is the leader of the offensive team, responsible for calling the play. Cazorla back in the centre, next to Le Coq, playing the role he converted to last season and made his own. Not flirting around on the wings, have little […]
Moaning Maureen, Running Scared? Mourinho “The Mouth” spouts off again.
Moaning Maureen, Running Scared? He’s been quiet all summer and suddenly he’s back with a bang. Following his bare faced cheek of a rant regarding ‘clubs buying the title’, Maureen has poked the simmering fire between Wenger and himself by claiming that Arsenal have spent shedloads of money and Wenger’s position should be judged on […]
Maureen the Moron, it’s called R E S P E C T
After the ludicrous coverage of the ‘Boring, Boring Chelsea’ chat, which apparently is more heinous than chanting ‘Wenger is a pedophile’, Maureen, again continued with with anti-Wenger / Arsenal campaign, claiming; ‘It’s boring to not have won a title in 10 years’ blah, blah, blah! This follows his abuse of Wenger following our defeat to […]