Get ready for another Premier League roller-coaster ride – if Matchday 1 is anything to go by!
Weʻre up and running, folks! The new season has kicked off, and if the results are any indication of what lies ahead, weʻre in for another rollercoaster ride of a season. Matchday 1 kicked off with The Arsenal facing recent bogey team Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park. The Gunners were quick out of the blocks, […]
If that was the past: New Arsenal succeeds where Old would have failed [CRY 0-2 ARS]
If that was the past POSITIVES, NEEDS and HOPES Before the game started I was really looking forward to simply watching my team. I’ve been bragging about the ‘new Arsenal’ to many people and told them to tune in. I desperately wanted Arsenal to show my friends and the world that they have changed. The […]
Perky Arsenal to kick off new season in tricky Palace fixture (Match Preview)
Its finally here, the football season kicks off tonight as we face off against Crystal Palace. After what seems like an age from when we last kicked off against Everton on the 22nd May the football is back. The new shirts are now released; squad numbers have shuffled about, pre season games completed and […]
Arsenal Odds In The 2022–2023 Premier League
The 2021/22 campaign was one of the most interesting Premier League seasons. Read our blog to learn about Arsenal odds in this year’s campaign.
Like A New Signing: how ruthlessness on the pitch and trust off of it will reap rewards [ARS 6-0 SEV]
POSITIVES, NEEDS and HOPES I really hate that title. That phrase. Little bit of sick mouth. I thought about calling this piece ’Similar to bringing in a player from another team’ (STBIAPFAT), but that’s trying too hard. Either way, it does accurately describe a couple of things I’ve seen at Arsenal this pre-season. One is […]
Pre-Season Flexibility between 433 and 352 -A Sign of Things To Come?
Arsenal signed off on their pre-season tour in the U.S with a thumping 4-0 win over Chelsea in sweltering Orlando on Saturday. This win gave us the chance to lift a relatively minor trophy in the Florida Cup before the big boy Emirates Cup rolls into town next week. But what does this all mean? […]
It’s official, aliens have abducted Adrian Durham – TalkSport take action!
The management team at TalkSport have had to sack Adrian Durham, after it came to light that he had been abducted by aliens and replaced by a shape shifter from Rigel 7. Live on air, ‘Durham’ announced that; “Not enough is being said about Arsenal. It’s about time I gave Arsenal some credit!” At this […]
Arsenal are flying through pre-season prep, but two potential banana skins await…
Image via Reuters.com Hello all Gunners, After a very long time, Gooners worldwide can agree that we are all desperately waiting for the new season. There maybe some pessimistic fans out there still finding a reason to bash Arteta & Co. but currently things looks very rosy. The Arsenal have been near perfect throughout pre-season […]
Hey, Big Spender! Silent Stan’s spending bender sends him in a tailspin [Satire]
A new dawn has risen over North London and The Arsenal are in uncharted waters. With the signing of Olly Z, The Arsenal officially became the highest spending team in Europe this summer, reaching £120 million, on top of the £140 million last summer. Upon finding this out Stan ‘Long Pockets’ Kroenke started mumbling to […]
The Never Headlines: positive Arsenal dominate Chelsea in swampy Florida clash [Positive Needs & Hopes]
The Never Headlines POSITIVES, NEEDS and HOPES I’ve never agreed with those commenting on preseason that state that fitness is the main focus. To me that’s like telling me that the focus of my day is getting ready in the morning. Fitness is clearly the foundation and very important just like getting ready in the […]