A little ditty ’bout Mezut Ozil A little ditty ’bout young Mezut Ozil Who played up front Germany when they destroyed Brazil He came to Arsenal to be a football star He left Madrid where he’d come so far At his best, he is a master magician Whose sublime vision lays waste to […]
An Aussie Gooner’s Plea G’Day Unai Emery It’s long time Gooner, Steve Writing from Australia With a request, please A Gooner over 40 years I’ve seen the highs and lows Cold Mondays on North Bank In freezing ice and snow The joy at Anfield in ‘89 And seasons gone unbeaten And Adams breaking from the […]
If it doesn’t make you laugh, it will make you cry. There was a young man called Alexi Who wanted to play for Man City We turned down 60 million Swapped him for Mykhitaryan At United he’s sh!te, what a pity Jack Wilshire a Gooner for life His place in the squad was in strife […]
Holding out for a hero My timeline has been peppered with #EmeryOut statements over the past few days. FFS, seriously, yes we were battered, but, Unai is a world class coach, who has inherited a squad that needs a massive overhaul, which can’t be undertaken in one window. We know we need at least one […]
Evening from sunny Noosa A Christmas song from me Drink and be merry Wellmo ………… Fairytale of New Work It was Christmas Eve mate In the North Bank The Clock End said to me, it’s been a good one And then they sang a song An old skool 90s tune About a boy from Uruguay […]
Get your hair cut, young man Another game at Old Trafford, another Old Trafford non red card. Sideshow Matt… …was breaking away & Fellaini, proving to all that he is the dog we all know he is, and following to Maureen’s script, used any means necessary to stop him. Typically, at Old Trafford, the ref […]
Maureen’s REAL press conference ahead of tonight’s clash with Arsenal So Jose, what are your thoughts ahead of your game with Arsenal? “Well, you know my thoughts about Arsene, He has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call, a voyeur. Wenger must be one of them, it’s a sickness” […]
What the “experts’ think about the NLD Ex players, pundits and so called experts all come out of the woodwork on NLD weekend. So what have they had to say: Tim Sherwood has given his view in his combined XI Unbiased as usual, all I have to add is Merson then joined in: Bitter […]
Now to the horrific attack on a taxi driver in the centre of Copenhagen in early September. The middle aged driver had picked up his last ride of the night, who he described as blonde, 6 ft tall, sort of athletic looking and that he referred to himself as ‘Lord’. When he had stopped and […]
It is Talksport’s weekly programming meeting & everyone is at a bit of a loss. Cundy pipes up, “Look guys, it’s the interlull, England don’t play until Thursday and I’m at a loss. What are we gonna discuss? We haven’t caused an outrage for weeks and frankly, it’s killing me.” Andy Gray, who is hanging […]
