Still Expecting Cheques His Talent Can’t Cash! Oh Nicklas, oh Nicklas, Oh wow, you really are ridiculous, All the talent you began to show, Disappeared behind your huge ego, You stayed at Arsenal way too long, Expecting a big deal to come along, And take you away, because in your mind, You’re the greatest striker […]
Another leaked transcript Further to the photo released by the German FA over the weekend: The actual transcript of the pre match meeting between Per Mertesacker and Joachim Low was passed on to me by my reliable source ‘Honest Bruce’ in The London Hotel on Saturday. This has been verified as 100% definite, absolutely genuine […]
Those of you without a young child biting at your ankles every free moment, probably won’t be aware of ‘The Gruffalo’. Well I had the privilege of taking said little person (Mya) to see The Gruffalo live in Sydney over the weekend & I have to say it was pretty good & led me to […]
O Captain, your subconscious has wrecked my Bentley “O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done; The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won; The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring: But O heart! […]
The first rule of Project Emirates is… Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed Al Nahyan Look we can’t get Wenger to be our manager, know matter hope much money I throw at him he just won’t leave Arsenal. He said it had something to do with respect and ‘honoring a contract’. Khaldoon Al Mubarak Well boss, we’ve […]
It’s Talksports weekly meeting & everyone is at a bit of a loss. Durham pipes up; “Look guys, the season is over, transfer window is still shut & World Cup is a couple of weeks away. What are we gonna discuss? I haven’t laid into Arsenal for over a week now & frankly, it’s killing […]
Thanks boys, as usual, it’s been emotional! At half time he told them To just keep believing To just keep their heads And to keep performing This is The Arsenal “Victory through Harmony” Where class, it is permanent And form, it is temporary Where the name on the front Is the one that you play […]
Your upgrade from Premier League manager 4.0 could not be completed, do you wish to restart the download Y/N. The Arsenal mainframe met the minimum system requirements of Premier League Manager by securing fourth and Champions League football for 2014/2015. But, again, this wasn’t enough to enable an upgrade from Version 4.0 and we will […]
Guess who’s back? Back again? Inspired by his appearance on the bench on Sunday (Just in time for a FA Cup medal and the World Cup?). Lyrics: TheSundayMorningGooner Music: Marshall Mathers Guess who’s back, back again Aboo’s back, tell a friend Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back? Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back? Guess who’s back, Aboo’s […]
European Football – A blessing and a curse As I am writing this, Liverpool have just secured themselves Champions League football while Manchester United have just been guaranteed not to have Champions League football for next season. As for The Arsenal, well, we are stuck somewhere in the middle, again. Three different teams. Three different […]
