Guess who’s back? Back again? Inspired by his appearance on the bench on Sunday (Just in time for a FA Cup medal and the World Cup?). Lyrics: TheSundayMorningGooner Music: Marshall Mathers Guess who’s back, back again Aboo’s back, tell a friend Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back? Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back? Guess who’s back, Aboo’s […]
European Football – A blessing and a curse As I am writing this, Liverpool have just secured themselves Champions League football while Manchester United have just been guaranteed not to have Champions League football for next season. As for The Arsenal, well, we are stuck somewhere in the middle, again. Three different teams. Three different […]
Questions that need to be answered? We huffed and we puffed and we blew Wigan’s mud huts down. It wasn’t convincing but after 120 minutes, it’s the figures in the top left hand corner that matter! At 5am, after the final whistle and after the team had taken their obligatory celebratory selfie, I was sat […]
Tell me why, we don’t like away days. It’s 12.15am on Monday 7th April 2014, The games just finished, I’m sitting on my sofa, with a coffee in hand, staring at the TV and I’m lost for words, again. And then this tune popped into my head. I don’t know why, I haven’t heard the song […]
So, it seems that anyone can get a job on Sky Sports these days and the latest ex-pro not good enough to try his arm at being a pundit is, England deserter and Ginger Henchman, Paul Scholes. In an attempt to ingratiate himself with the masses, he has jumped on the populist bandwagon and dug […]
Why Bust A Gut For Glory On our travels again, off to see the Third of the big boys and BOOM! We implode, again. The Arsenal prove they are ‘The Team of Extremes’ again. Can’t blame jet lag this time, not really going to fly the couple of miles to Stamford Bridge. So who can […]
World Exclusive: Latest News of the World phone tapping tape TheSundayMorningGooner has been passed a world exclusive. The final phone tap undertaken by the News of the World was passed to me under the table in The London Hotel, Balmain by Geezer down the pub, my reliable supplier…… of information. The following is a direct transcript of […]
What is this Stoke you speak with Billy no mates?! Friday 28th February 2014 Mesut Ozil and Per Mertesacker are warming down from training. “Per, what is this Stoke everyone is talking about?” asks Mesut, innocently.”It is somewhere new for me and I was thinking of taking meine Frau with me and making a weekend […]
We reached 100 Red Cards Result aside, The Arsenal and Arsene Wenger achieved a landmark on Wednesday. Wojciech Szczesny became the 100th player to be sent off during Arsene’s tenure and to mark this momentous occasion, below is TheSundayMorningGooner’s homage. (Old Skool song, but think it works?) WE’VE REACHED 100 RED CARDS (Lyrics by TheSundayMorningGooner, […]
Arsene Wenger: A Successful Failure? Josie Mourinho came back to the Premier League claiming he’d turned a new leaf. A more humane, more palatable version than the one that graced us with his presence 10 years ago. But true to form, when the going gets tough, the mouth gets going. In November 2005, Josie stepped […]
