#AskingForAFriend Has Mkhitaryan forgotten how to play football? #AskingForAFriend Who scouted Mustafi and said “yes, £35m” #AskingForAFriend How much does Aubameyang spend a season on haircuts? #AskingForAFriend Should the team take travel sickness pills before getting on the bus? #AskingForAFriend What is Steve Bould’s role at the club? #AskingForAFriend We have two of the best […]
‘The best of the worst of the rest? I have been a bit quiet on the site over the last month or so. Manic work schedule and a well-earned holiday have restricted my output. So on Sunday night, I finally found a bar in Khao Lak showing the game and, to be fair, I should […]
Formation Alternator Inspiration by Unai Emery and George Ezra (Original song – ”Shotgun”) Formation alternator, mode creator Do we go to defend or do we stay to attack Something’s changed in the atmosphere A thought process, unfamiliar I can get used to this Time flies by in the red and the white All the old […]
A little ditty ’bout Mezut Ozil A little ditty ’bout young Mezut Ozil Who played up front Germany when they destroyed Brazil He came to Arsenal to be a football star He left Madrid where he’d come so far At his best, he is a master magician Whose sublime vision lays waste to […]
An Aussie Gooner’s Plea G’Day Unai Emery It’s long time Gooner, Steve Writing from Australia With a request, please A Gooner over 40 years I’ve seen the highs and lows Cold Mondays on North Bank In freezing ice and snow The joy at Anfield in ‘89 And seasons gone unbeaten And Adams breaking from the […]
If it doesn’t make you laugh, it will make you cry. There was a young man called Alexi Who wanted to play for Man City We turned down 60 million Swapped him for Mykhitaryan At United he’s sh!te, what a pity Jack Wilshire a Gooner for life His place in the squad was in strife […]
Holding out for a hero My timeline has been peppered with #EmeryOut statements over the past few days. FFS, seriously, yes we were battered, but, Unai is a world class coach, who has inherited a squad that needs a massive overhaul, which can’t be undertaken in one window. We know we need at least one […]
Evening from sunny Noosa A Christmas song from me Drink and be merry Wellmo ………… Fairytale of New Work It was Christmas Eve mate In the North Bank The Clock End said to me, it’s been a good one And then they sang a song An old skool 90s tune About a boy from Uruguay […]
Get your hair cut, young man Another game at Old Trafford, another Old Trafford non red card. Sideshow Matt… …was breaking away & Fellaini, proving to all that he is the dog we all know he is, and following to Maureen’s script, used any means necessary to stop him. Typically, at Old Trafford, the ref […]
Maureen’s REAL press conference ahead of tonight’s clash with Arsenal So Jose, what are your thoughts ahead of your game with Arsenal? “Well, you know my thoughts about Arsene, He has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call, a voyeur. Wenger must be one of them, it’s a sickness” […]
