Messi will sign for The Arsenal……..after these 10 things happen So, apparently Messi has had enough and has handed in a transfer request and obviously, The Arsenal have been linked with him !?!?!?!? The latest odds provided by YouWontLoseYourMoneyWithUs.com, have The Arsenal at 1,000,000,000 to 1 to sign Lionel, so I thought I’d look at […]
Auba & Ozil Talk Turkey With the restrictions now lifted and the summer finally arriving in England, Auba & Ozil decide to have a catch over a swift half in the local. Auba: “Mesut, how goes things? Long-time no see.” Ozil: “Yeah, all good” Auba: “What have you been doing for the past […]
What did 2020 ever do for us? It’s been a facked up year, but when things are hard, there’s always a learning opportunity to be had. Here’s what I learnt from 2020. A decent, thoughtful manager, makes a shed load of difference After all these years, our defence is still pants! […]
Deja Vu, nah, heard it all before At his latest press conference, Maureen was asked about a tweet posted on Arsenal’s twitter account. “So, Mo, did you see the tweet posted on Thursday. ‘It’s not easy beating Sheffield United at Bramall Lane… here’s how it’s done’. Do you have any comments?” “Well, you know my […]
The pre-game show, with David and Mesut It’s 2.30pm on Saturday 20th June 2020 and game 2 for Arsenal in season 2020 2.0 is upon us. Luis and Ozil are going through their new routine and this time they have been allowed to sit next to next to each other. All be it, 1.5m and […]
Out of the darkness and into the light. With the renewal of season 19/20 2.0 only just over a week away, I thought I’d throw 3 conspiracy theories out there, that might help us float above the madness to the top 4. 1 – 5 Subs The average age of the squad is 25.1, […]
He went to the cupboard and the cupboard was bare? As a bat out of hell has caused the whole world to grind to a full stop and left us all teetering on the edge of Dante’s inferno, football must take a long hard look at itself. The EPL especially, must gulp a large intake […]
Arsenal : the Conspiracy Theory Honest, it’s a hoax, it’s all a plot to stop Liverpool winning their first title in 30 odd years and ……… Dec 2019 – Apparently, someone in China eats something they shouldn’t 27th Feb 2020 – Knowing what’s about to play out over the next few months, Arsenal lose to […]
Leaked Talksh!te Transcript My inside source at Talksh!te sent me this the other day. He was recording everyone’s favourite idiot – Adrian Durham’s – ‘live’ phone in, when someone rang in to talk about Liverpool’s defeat to Watford and the end of their unbeaten run. — Caller: So Adrian, is it time to accept that […]
Valentines Day Messages I received only 6 Valentines Day cards this year, but the messages were all pretty unique; Roses are red Man City are blue Kicked out of the UCL Until 2022 Roses are red Tottenham are sh!te The last time they won the league TV was black and white Roses are red […]
