The pre-game show, with David and Mesut It’s 2.30pm on Saturday 20th June 2020 and game 2 for Arsenal in season 2020 2.0 is upon us. Luis and Ozil are going through their new routine and this time they have been allowed to sit next to next to each other. All be it, 1.5m and […]
Out of the darkness and into the light. With the renewal of season 19/20 2.0 only just over a week away, I thought I’d throw 3 conspiracy theories out there, that might help us float above the madness to the top 4. 1 – 5 Subs The average age of the squad is 25.1, […]
He went to the cupboard and the cupboard was bare? As a bat out of hell has caused the whole world to grind to a full stop and left us all teetering on the edge of Dante’s inferno, football must take a long hard look at itself. The EPL especially, must gulp a large intake […]
Arsenal : the Conspiracy Theory Honest, it’s a hoax, it’s all a plot to stop Liverpool winning their first title in 30 odd years and ……… Dec 2019 – Apparently, someone in China eats something they shouldn’t 27th Feb 2020 – Knowing what’s about to play out over the next few months, Arsenal lose to […]
Leaked Talksh!te Transcript My inside source at Talksh!te sent me this the other day. He was recording everyone’s favourite idiot – Adrian Durham’s – ‘live’ phone in, when someone rang in to talk about Liverpool’s defeat to Watford and the end of their unbeaten run. — Caller: So Adrian, is it time to accept that […]
Valentines Day Messages I received only 6 Valentines Day cards this year, but the messages were all pretty unique; Roses are red Man City are blue Kicked out of the UCL Until 2022 Roses are red Tottenham are sh!te The last time they won the league TV was black and white Roses are red […]
Official (?) Transcript of Arsenal’s Transfer Meeting 1st Jan 2020 Just got back from my holiday in the States and found this in my inbox, so sorry for not passing it on sooner. My mate at the Green Dragon, overheard Eddie and Mickey having a quiet pint, discussing their transfer policy for the next window MA: […]
Going Backwards? I know the original is a song many won’t know, by Depeche Mode (most underrated band on the planet), but the sentiment is spot on. We are not there yet We have not evolved We have no respect We have lost control We’re going backwards Stan is Ignoring the realities Going backwards Stan, […]
Heavy Metal and Narrow Shoulders You need big shoulders to manage The Arsenal. The Cannon is heavy. And it appears to be too heavy for Unai? Football Management is based on four main principles: Tactics Man Management Decision Making Results And frankly Unai is failing at all of these. Tactics – Emery tinkered […]
Why, Why, Why, Unai We saw the light on the night that we let go of Wenger We saw the flickering genius and that he was losing his mind He was a top manager But he was left wanting and we knew that we had to call time My my my Unai Why […]
