Reasons to be Cheerful, maybe? Words by TheSundayMorningGooner, music by Ian Dury and The Blockheads (If you don’t know the original, check it out here http://youtu.be/CIMNXogXnvE ) Reasons to be cheerful, maybe? Reasons to be cheerful 1, 2, 3 Good summer jolly, more transfer folly Good golly, Miss Molly and high, high hopes To replace Bacary, we sign […]
The Power of Three So, it’s Tuesday 26th August and the bloody annoying transfer window finally shuts at 11pm on 1st September. I have come to the conclusion that, who, if and when we sign someone, it could be out of Arsenal’s control and in the unlikely hands of the following three individuals: 1 – Slaven […]
Wanted! Wanted: Centre Back/Defensive Midfielder A top Premier League club currently has a vacancy for a Centre Back/Defensive Midfielder. Due to recent set-backs and current timescales, this position has been re-advertised as a dual role. The applicant must show adaptability to be able to undertake the duties of both roles and be able to Interchange […]
To those recently departed; Oh Captain, My Captain. This piece was originally run back in June, but now it’s been confirmed that another Arsenal captain has upped sticks and crept off to join Arselona, I thought I would update it. “O Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done; The ship has weathered every rack, […]
Now Puma have taken over the 20 year reign of Nike as the Vic Akers favourite accompaniment with Bold 2 in 1, I thought I’d have a look back at ‘My Arsenal Life In Nike’. May 1997 – Worn with pride, whilst sat in the pub in Dorchester, watching Wrighty bang in a couple against […]
Still Expecting Cheques His Talent Can’t Cash! Oh Nicklas, oh Nicklas, Oh wow, you really are ridiculous, All the talent you began to show, Disappeared behind your huge ego, You stayed at Arsenal way too long, Expecting a big deal to come along, And take you away, because in your mind, You’re the greatest striker […]
Another leaked transcript Further to the photo released by the German FA over the weekend: The actual transcript of the pre match meeting between Per Mertesacker and Joachim Low was passed on to me by my reliable source ‘Honest Bruce’ in The London Hotel on Saturday. This has been verified as 100% definite, absolutely genuine […]
Those of you without a young child biting at your ankles every free moment, probably won’t be aware of ‘The Gruffalo’. Well I had the privilege of taking said little person (Mya) to see The Gruffalo live in Sydney over the weekend & I have to say it was pretty good & led me to […]
O Captain, your subconscious has wrecked my Bentley “O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done; The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won; The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring: But O heart! […]
The first rule of Project Emirates is… Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed Al Nahyan Look we can’t get Wenger to be our manager, know matter hope much money I throw at him he just won’t leave Arsenal. He said it had something to do with respect and ‘honoring a contract’. Khaldoon Al Mubarak Well boss, we’ve […]
